[The video shows Harry from his shoulders up, which are bare.  He looks gaunt and very pale, with hollow eyes but a wry smile.]So, I guess I've been gone for a week or so.  Someone will have to help me catch up on my stories.  I was also dead for a while back home and that REALLY works up an appetite, so if anyone could bring about five double ( Read more... )

I really hope no one I know got arrested in those riots and still needs bail money. Those of you who are prime suspects for such a thing know who you are, don't make me name names. The reason being is that I know have even less money to my name than before. We're talking "can't even afford your already cheap apartment" broke. But I have this.


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Dear Core,

Why are the only people you bring from my world ex-girlfriends?

No love,

Harry Dresden

You know, there are very few joys to being a small business owner. You do get to be your own boss, but most of the time that means your boss ends up being an ass and makes you work a lot of overtime. You have a ton of paperwork to do and taxes are a serious pain.

In Siren's Port though, you do get to yell at representatives of AGI or SERO to get ( Read more... )

Has anyone ever looked into, or discovered a cure for vampirism? Magical cure, scientific cure, I'm not entirely picky. In my world sufficiently powerful beings could remove the vampiric essence, but they're not exactly forthcoming with offers to do so ( Read more... )

First of all, whoever tried to blow up the Core or whatever the hell happened? You're a special kind of stupid. The Core malfunctioning is what created the Darkness and turned the original inhabitants of this place into the Darkness Monsters. I for one would rather not spend the rest of my days as one of the Mutation, I don't care how much they ( Read more... )

For those of you that knew her, I've identified Mercy Thompson as one of the bodies found early this morning in Sector Four. Unfortunately, there's no doubt that it is her.

[Once again, you're greeted not with Harry's face, but the much easier on the eyes visage of Lash.]Now, I know that it's still a few weeks away, but Valentine's Day is coming up. As commercial it has become, I do enjoy the idea of a day set aside to especially focus on love. Not that love should not be held in esteem every day, but setting aside ( Read more... )

So, I was reading in the paper that teenagers going out after sirens are going missing. I know the most likely explanation is that the monsters are getting them, but with all due respect to Occam and his Razor, this place eats Weirdi-O's for breakfast.

Has anyone been looking into this at all?

[In place of Harry, the video shows a gorgeous blonde who looks rather amused. She's not really there, just an illusion, but it looks perfectly real.]Mmmm, it seems as if my Host has nodded off with his NV left on. And since he did not forbid me from using it ( Read more... )